Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a cat-alogue!
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Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? – A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? – A: A paws!
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they love a good gag!
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!
Přečíst celý »A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a …
Přečíst celý »Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
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What looks like half a cat ? The other half !
Přečíst celý »What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
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