After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection – a baseball bat – to the cash register. “Cash or charge?” the …
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Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.
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What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
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What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
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Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
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Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
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Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
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What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.
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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
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What’s the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
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