Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were late again.

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.

Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.

Policeman: Didn’t you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.

Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

Policeman: How can you say you don’t have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They’re all in the glove compartment.