What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
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Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.
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What did the jack say to the car? “Can I give you a lift?”
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What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.
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What is the best thing to take when you’re run over? The number of the car that hit you.
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If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!
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What driver doesn’t have a license? A screw driver.
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What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).
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Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.
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What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
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