First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, …

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying …

Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?’

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. “Your Majesty,” he said, “the slaves are revolting!” “You don’t have to tell me,” said the king. “I’m trying to eat them. “Where did we get these slaves anyway?” “From the country next door,” replied the servant. “We …

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

What is the cannibals’ favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.