What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
Přečíst celý »Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl
Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!
Přečíst celý »Why won’t cannibals eat Frank
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he’s always coming back!
Přečíst celý »What do sick cannibals have for
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
Přečíst celý »Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Přečíst celý »What happened when the cannibal got a
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Přečíst celý »Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Přečíst celý »What happened when the cannibal bit off a
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Přečíst celý »Why did the Scottish cannibal
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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