How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.