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Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain an erection. After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, “The problem is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There’s really nothing I can do unless you’re willing to try an experimental treatment. We would …
Přečíst celý »You Do Not Have To Oil Animals
What’s the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? ‘Cause it squeaks!
Přečíst celý »You Did What With A What?
A woman went to the doctor’s and complained of being really sore. “Do you have any idea why?” “Well, I had sex with an elephant!” “You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!” “Yeah, but he fingered me first.”
Přečíst celý »You Can’t Teach An Old Cat
What’s the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Přečíst celý »You Can’t Put HimTogether Again
What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender!
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In my past life I was a horse; now I’m just hung like one.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama vs. Walrus
Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a walrus?A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one’s a walrus.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama vs. a Hippo
Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a hippo?A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama vs. A Chicken
Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a chicken?A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo’ Mama lays everything else.
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