A snail is paints a big letter S on his car. His friend the turtle ses him and asks why. The snail replies, “When people see me drive by, they can say, ‘Look at the S-car-go!'”
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Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village just outside of some place you’ve never heard of, there was quite a stir amongst the villagers. The villagers, you see, wanted to schedule a race so that they could support their compulsive gambling habits, but could not find their …
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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him …
Přečíst celý »The Scientist and the Frog
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “Frog with four feet, jumps four feet.” So the scientist cut off one of one …
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Q: If your donkey bites my rooster’s feet off, what do we have?A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.
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A penguin was driving his car down the highway when steam began to pour out of the hood. He pulled into a repair shop and asked the mechanic to fix his car. The man said to come back in half an hour. So while he waited the penguin went across …
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Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone …
Přečíst celý »The Old Lady’s Three Wishes
A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady.“What would you like for your first wish?” the fairy godmother asks.The little old lady says, “I would like to be rich.”POOF! Her rocking chair turns into solid gold.“And for your second wish?” asks her fairy godmother.The little …
Přečíst celý »The Naked Truth
This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day. She jumps up and tells the man to go into the bathroom to hide. Just as he gets in the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the …
Přečíst celý »The Magician and the Parrot
A magician on a cruise ship was performing one night when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, “It’s in his sleeve!”The magician chased the bird away.The next night, the magician was performing another trick when the parrot walked onstage and declared, “It’s in his pocket!”During his next performance, he saw …
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