What’s the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson? One’s an African lion, and the other’s a lion African.
Přečíst celý »The Little Fire Engine
A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog’s privates, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking …
Přečíst celý »The Lion and the Turkey
There once was a lion, whose best friend was a turkey. There was a great famine and the lion was pretty hungry, so the turkey ate him and put him out of his misery.
Přečíst celý »The Funky Parrot
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, “The roof, the roof, the …
Přečíst celý »The Frog Won’t Be Your Beast of Burden
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ”Hi,” he croaks.”What’s your name?” The loan officer says, ”My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?” ”Yeah,” says the frog. ”I’d like to borrow some money.” The loan officer finds this a …
Přečíst celý »The Fish-Eating Competition
One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn”t eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn”t sure what to do with them. Then he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition. When they had the …
Přečíst celý »The Farmer’s Ranch
Q: Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? A: He found out it was a rough toad to hoe.
Přečíst celý »The Engineer and the Frog
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, “If you kiss me and turn me back into …
Přečíst celý »The Duck and the Condom
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ”Oh, we haven’t got any condoms. I’ll ring down to room service.” He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ”OK sir, would you like to …
Přečíst celý »The Doctor’s Little Voice
There was a doctor that had been having sex with a number of his patients, and he started to feel guilty. Then a little voice inside his head said, “You’re not the only doctor that screws his patients.” That made him feel a bit better. Until another little voice said, …
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