Animal Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she looks at roadkill, it runs away.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound for walking down the street without a license.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her dog closes its eyes when it humps her leg.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she set a penguin free from the Bronx Zoo.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to drown her pet fish.

Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw poop on her at the zoo.

How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy last night.