Why do they call camels ‘ships of the desert’? Because they are full of Arab semen.
Přečíst celý »Shih-Tzu + Poodle
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo
Přečíst celý »Shih tzu + Bulldog
What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit!
Přečíst celý »Shepherd To Shepherd
What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here!
Přečíst celý »Sheik That Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A sheik emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster. After ordering for himself and his harem, the sheik requests a basket of apples for the rooster.The rooster proceeds to eats three baskets of apples. The waiter asks …
Přečíst celý »Sheepish
What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm? A pimp!
Přečíst celý »Sheep Soup
There was a man with a restaurant near a construction site. The construction workers usually had their lunches in there, their favourite meal being beef soup. But one day the chef ran out of meat and in his panicked state he ran out the door in the hope of finding …
Přečíst celý »Sheep Herder On Trial
The strident prosecutor begins: ”Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the State will prove that this defendant did in fact discard his breeches and insert his member into the innocent sheep; that he did ejaculate into said sheep and remove his member, whereupon this sheep turned around and licked his …
Přečíst celý »Sheep and Kangaroo
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A: A sweater with big pockets.
Přečíst celý »Sharks and Lawyers
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
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