Show business is a dog eat dog world. Make sure your dog isn’t anorexic.
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There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
Přečíst celý »Rejected Greeting Card — Sorry
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry…
Přečíst celý »Regular Toad and Horny Toad
What’s the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad? One says, ”Rib-it, rib-it,” while the other says, ”Rub-it, rub-it.”
Přečíst celý »Rednecks’ Dogs
Q: Why do rednecks’ dogs have flat noses? A: From chasing parked cars…
Přečíst celý »Rectum
Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were. “Horrible,” said Johnny. “A car hit my cat in the ass!”
Přečíst celý »Raven & Mad Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog? A: A ravin’ lunatic.
Přečíst celý »Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid Penis
Q: What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? A: You can’t f**k with either one.
Přečíst celý »Ram Mishap
Q; Why did the ram fall off the cliff? A: Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Přečíst celý »Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a car.
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