Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?A: A receding hare line.
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A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. “What’s the deal?” the bartender asks. The duck says, “It’s opposite day.”
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Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
Přečíst celý »Psychiatrist’s Best Friend
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor! I’ve got this problem,” the man said. “I keep hallucinating that I’m a dog. It’s crazy. I don’t know what to do!” “A common canine complex,” said the doctor …
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How does a tree get pregnant? By a woodpecker!
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Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on? A: A poultry.
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What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside…
Přečíst celý »Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts
There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral of the story is: when you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
Přečíst celý »Polar Bears
Q: What do polar bears have that no other animal has? A: Polar bear babies.
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