Animal Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw her bread.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her a grant for her liposuction.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went whale-sighting, the other tourists took her picture.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the elephants at the zoo throw her peanuts.

Yo’ Mama is like a saint — a St. Bernard.

Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.

Yo’ Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

Yo’ mama so old, she took her driver’s test on a T-Rex!

Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.