Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs? A: A puss.
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Q: What do you get when you nuke a cat? A: Radioactivekitty.
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Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left him.
Přečíst celý »NASA Chicken Canon
NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon …
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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: “How do you drink water with that?”
Přečíst celý »My Dog Don’t Bite
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks.The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.”As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and …
Přečíst celý »Mud Hole Moral
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. He entreats the chicken to get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farm, but the farmer can’t be found. So, he drives …
Přečíst celý »Mouse Hole
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. “Dude,” he told a friend, “I’ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back.” “I had the same thing man,” his friend says. “All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes.” “That’s it?” …
Přečíst celý »Mouse Droppings
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?”“About 2,000 feet,” the eagle replies.The mouse replies, “You ain’t sh*ttin’ me, are you?”
Přečíst celý »Moron
Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
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