Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog? A: A six-foot toothbrush.
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What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog? He ran… wouldn’t you?
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Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?A: Wet noses.
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.
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Q: What’s gray on the inside and clear on the outside?A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?A: Hairy Reasoner.
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What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common? They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
Přečíst celý »Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.“I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,” he tells the doctor, “when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, …
Přečíst celý »God’s Dead Dog
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. “You know,” Mom said, “it’s not so bad. Skipper’s probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.” Susie stopped crying and asked, “What would God want with a dead dog?”
Přečíst celý »Giant Underwater Creature
Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean? A: Moby’s d**k.
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