Did you hear about the evil tuna? He was rotten to the albacore.
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Q: What’s bright-eyed and bushy-tailed? A: A squirrel on crack.
Přečíst celý »Every Party Needs a Pooper
Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? A: He was a party pooper.
Přečíst celý »Elephants, Beavers & the Jungle
Q: Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? A: Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m. Q: Why do beavers have flat tails? A: Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m
Přečíst celý »Elephant Tampon
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
Přečíst celý »Elephant Farts vs. Saloon
Q: What’s the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart? A: One’s a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!
Přečíst celý »Elephant & Naked Man
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: “It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?”
Přečíst celý »Egg-Laying
Egg-Laying Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break
Přečíst celý »Eddie Pence: Marking Territory
Dogs are such smart animals. They’re so intelligent because they mark their territory with urine. They pee on it, they think it’s theirs. That’s so smart. Imagine if people did that — the homeless would own everything.
Přečíst celý »Easter Egg Hunt
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s screwing a chicken.
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