Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Přečíst celý »Ducks & Elephants
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet? A: To put out fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To put out burning ducks.
Přečíst celý »Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All
A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at work.They approach the first pond, the dog runs ahead into the brush. He comes back and waves his tail once. The owner tells his friend that this means there is one duck on the pond. They walk …
Přečíst celý »Double-Parked Frog
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: Toad.
Přečíst celý »Donkeys at Christmas
Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas? A: Mule-tide greetings.
Přečíst celý »Don’t Got Milk?
Q: What do you call a cow that won’t give milk? A: A milk dud.
Přečíst celý »Dogs Take Their Licks
Q: Why do dogs lick themselves? A: Because they can.
Přečíst celý »Doggone It
Q: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? A: Ruff!
Přečíst celý »Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn’t matter — he’s not going to come anyway.
Přečíst celý »Dog Fishin’
Q: What kind of fish does a dog catch? A: Catfish.
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