Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone? A: A golden receiver.
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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
Přečíst celý »Dog Crossing
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: He saw some dog food.
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Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement? A: Sparky.
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Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women’s crotches? A: Same reason.
Přečíst celý »Dog & Elephant
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant? A: A very nervous postman.
Přečíst celý »Doe in the Woods
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A: “I’ll never do that for two bucks again.”
Přečíst celý »Dinosaur Crossing
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Přečíst celý »Dinosaur & Pig
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurrassic Pork.
Přečíst celý »Deaf Rover
Q: What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? A: Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
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