A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm …
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Q: Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is?A: That’s bird poop, too.
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Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll? A: No direction: roosters don’t …
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Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut? A: The ba-ba shop
Přečíst celý »When Beasts Speak!
What did the cat say to the mouse? “The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!”
Přečíst celý »When a Fly Drops Five Inches
A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches each time. A fish sees it and decides it will jump and catch it when it drops.A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps.A hunter with a cheese sandwich in …
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Přečíst celý »What, Exactly, Are Cats?
1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
Přečíst celý »What’s Purple…Tree
Q. What’s purple and leaps from tree to tree? A. Squirrel! Q. Then why is it purple? A. It choked on a nut…’
Přečíst celý »What’s my name bitch?
A grey goose walks into a bar and says” I’d like a scotch on the rocks.” The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, ” Hey, what’s your deal? Why do …
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