An old lady meets a little girl in the park with her dog. She asks, “What’s your name, little girl?” “Blossom,” answers the girl. “Oh, that’s a beautiful name. How did you get it?” The little girl explained, “Well, my mommy was pregnant, and a blossom fell out of a …
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NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, “Pig #1, do you know your mission?” The pig replies, “Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the …
Přečíst celý »Blonde in Disguise
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. “Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?” she asks. The shepherd agrees. She blurts …
Přečíst celý »Blonde Counting Sheep
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you have any one you want.” The blonde looks around her …
Přečíst celý »Blonde & Goldfish
A blonde bought some goldfish, but she did not know how to feed them. She called her brunette friend for help. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ”Now, what do I give them to drink?”
Přečíst celý »Blond Dog
Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? A: He’s been chasing parked cars.
Přečíst celý »Blind Skydivers
Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye dogs.
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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Přečíst celý »Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake
A blind bunny and a blind snake bump into each other on the path.“What kind of animal are you?” asks the snake.“I really don’t know,” says the bunny. “I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out?”So, the snake felt the bunny. “Well, you’re soft and cuddly,” …
Přečíst celý »Black and Brown
Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.
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