Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, “You man the guns; I’ll drive.”
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Q: Why do farmers put bells on cows? A: Their horns don’t work.
Přečíst celý »Beethoven’s Chicken
Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Přečíst celý »Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are $1.39, and deer nuts are under a buck.
Přečíst celý »Bee Pee
Q: Where does a bee pee? A: At the BP station.
Přečíst celý »Bear on a Rampage
A bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing two hikes. They both start running for their lives, but then one of them stops to put on his running shoes. His friends says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!” His friend replies, “I don’t have to …
Přečíst celý »Bear & Toilet
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
Přečíst celý »Bear & Deer
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? A: Beer.
Přečíst celý »Bald Fleas
Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless.
Přečíst celý »At the Door
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog — at least he’ll quiet down after you let him in.
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