What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
Přečíst celý »What was the policeman’s
What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
Přečíst celý »Knock knock.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
Přečíst celý »How can you tell if a snake is a
How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.
Přečíst celý »What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
Přečíst celý »What do baby pythons play with?
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
Přečíst celý »What would you get if you crossed a new-born
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
Přečíst celý »What is a baby bee?
What is a baby bee? A little humbug.
Přečíst celý »Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
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