Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because she’s been here more than 28 days.
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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant’s!
Přečíst celý »How do you get a paper baby?
How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.
Přečíst celý »What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?
Přečíst celý »Why is a baby like an diamond?
Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.
Přečíst celý »When a baby is learning to eat,
When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?
Přečíst celý »Why did the baby monster put his father
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
Přečíst celý »Mum, is it true my baby sister came
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.
Přečíst celý »Three men were discussing at a bar about
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets” The third …
Přečíst celý »Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
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