A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded ” i have a picture of my …
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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health …
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A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells the man that he has already had too much to drink. The man looks up from his glass angrily and shouts. “I have been drinking for 36 years …
Přečíst celý »The husband was not home at
The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a …
Přečíst celý »A guy walks into a bar and
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out …
Přečíst celý »McPherson walked
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. “S’cuse me,” said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson …
Přečíst celý »A group of loud and rowdy
A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet. “Is this where Frank lives?” one of the drunks asked. …
Přečíst celý »A man walks into a bar with
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?”
Přečíst celý »Two ladies are in a bar and
Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, “Why are men the same as parking lots”. So the second lady says “I don’t know?” So the first lady says, ” all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!”
Přečíst celý »Remember, an alcoholic & a
Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings.
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