Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can’t move.
Přečíst celý »Ever hear the
Ever hear the expression “hard drinker” ? Never made much sense to me, drinking’s one of the easiest things in the world to do.
Přečíst celý »A snail goes into a bar and
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says ‘Sorry we don’t serve snails’ and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says… ‘What did you do that for!
Přečíst celý »A guy walks into a bar with
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he’s willing to bet anyone who says he can’t. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at …
Přečíst celý »At the end of the night a
At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when he’s done he …
Přečíst celý »An Indian,
An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, “What is this… some kind of joke?”
Přečíst celý »Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a
Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer? asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. “Well, I’d have to say that it’s a bag that tells you when you’ve drunk way too much,” answered the equally wasted gent. “Ah hell, whaddya know? I’ve been married to one of those for …
Přečíst celý »A pirate was talking to a
A pirate was talking to a “land-lubber” in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got …
Přečíst celý »Last New
Last New Year’s Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing – The bartender …
Přečíst celý »A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets ‘em down on the bar. And then the bartender said “Now dont you start anything!!”
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