The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of …
Přečíst celý »Q: What did
Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything’
Přečíst celý »It was Halloween and three
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. “What will you have?” the bartender asked. “I’ll have a glass of blood,” the first replied. “I’ll have a glass of blood, too, please,” said the second. “I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said …
Přečíst celý »Twenty-four hours in a
Twenty-four hours in a day… twenty-four beers in a case… coincidence?’
Přečíst celý »One day a drunk walked into
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, “Why did you do that?” The …
Přečíst celý »A guy walks
A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, “What’s that all about?” The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The …
Přečíst celý »A rather attractive woman
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard …
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