A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. “Nothing,” replied the assistant. “Nothing?” she asked, “but how can I look like a film star?” “Haven’t you seen a film called The Creature from the …
Přečíst celý »A monster went to the doctor with a branch
A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. “Hmmm,” said the doctor. “I’ve no idea what it is.” The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. “I’m stumped,” said the doctor, “but you can try taking these pills.” When the monster …
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I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
Přečíst celý »Where is everyone beautiful?
Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
Přečíst celý »Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry
Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged for such a long time!
Přečíst celý »People keep telling me I’m beautiful.
People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
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Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.
Přečíst celý »What is yellow and goes click-click?
What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:’
Přečíst celý »A little boy came running into the kitchen.
A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‘Dad, dad’ he said, ‘there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face’ ‘Tell him you’ve already got one,’ said his father !
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My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!said Miss Conceited. Then he’s right said her little brother.Sophia Loren? “No-spaghetti!
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