A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot “Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you …
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David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude. He was constantly saying polite words and …
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break’
Přečíst celý »Q: What is a crowbar?
Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the turkey cross
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!
Přečíst celý »Late one night, a burglar
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is …
Přečíst celý »How do you identify a bald eagle?
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Přečíst celý »What’s brown and white and flies all
What’s brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
Přečíst celý »What is a polygon ?
What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !
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