Teacher: What’s the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
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What’s the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!
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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!
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What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!
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What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!
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What did the rich socialite’s parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!
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Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
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Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don’t become polly-saturated!
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