Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
Přečíst celý »How do you make a tame duck wild?
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Přečíst celý »What does an educated owl say?
What does an educated owl say? Whom.
Přečíst celý »What do confused owls say?
What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?
Přečíst celý »What did the baby owl’s parents say when he
What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.
Přečíst celý »What do Scottish owls sing?
What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.
Přečíst celý »What did the scornful owl say?
What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
Přečíst celý »Two owls were playing pool.
Two owls were playing pool. One said, “Two hits.” The other replied, “Two hits to who?”
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.
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