Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.
Přečíst celý »Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it’s your bed. Oh, I’m all right at night, it’s in the day I have problems.
Přečíst celý »Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.
Přečíst celý »Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well.
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.
Přečíst celý »A little
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “What’s wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he sobbed. “In a way they do,” said his mother. “And when they die so they turn back to dust?” “Yes, they do.” The little …
Přečíst celý »Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. “I’ve just bought a pig,” said the first. “But where will you keep it?” said the second. “Your yard’s much too small for a pig!” “I’m going to keep it under my bed,” replied his friend. “But what about the smell?” …
Přečíst celý »When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him,
When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
Přečíst celý »Why did the composer spend all his time in
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
Přečíst celý »I don’t think my Mom knows much about
I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide awake, and gets me up when I’m sleepy!
Přečíst celý »I was once in a play called
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
Přečíst celý »