Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.
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Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
Přečíst celý »Why did your sister keep running
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Přečíst celý »Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
Přečíst celý »What animal always goes to bed
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !
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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!
Přečíst celý »Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I
Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!
Přečíst celý »Why are rivers lazy?
Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
Přečíst celý »Why do you go to bed?
Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.
Přečíst celý »Why shouldn’t you believe a
Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
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