How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.
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When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
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When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.
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Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
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