What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn’t give a hoot !
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if your budgie flies into the
What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !
Přečíst celý »What did they call the canary that flew into the
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !
Přečíst celý »What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
Přečíst celý »Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
Přečíst celý »What is the definition of Robin ?
What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !
Přečíst celý »Why did the chicken cross the basketball court
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
Přečíst celý »Why did the turkey cross the road
Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn’t chicken
Přečíst celý »Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn’t have enough guts
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