Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide
Přečíst celý »Why did the chicken cross the “net” ?
Why did the chicken cross the “net” ? It wanted to get to the other site !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a rooster who
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
Přečíst celý »Why does a chicken coop have two doors
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !
Přečíst celý »Why did the chicken end up in the soup
Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a crazy chicken ?
What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !
Přečíst celý »What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
Přečíst celý »What do you get when you cross a chicken
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !
Přečíst celý »Why don’t chickens like people ?
Why don’t chickens like people ? They beat eggs !
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