Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
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Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
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What is a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and Speak!
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Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics
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What’s the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!
Přečíst celý »What’s the definition of Parity?
What’s the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!
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What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .
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