Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss video? She threw it away because the people in the video weren’t losing weight either!
Přečíst celý »Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated Water Fire Proof Matches Reversible Sandwich Bread Black Light Bulb Garage Door Closer Cordless Cell Phone Disposable Garbage Bags
Přečíst celý »Vending Machine and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine? A: Nothing…..you get what you paid for.
Přečíst celý »Upside Down Blonde
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.
Přečíst celý »Two Chance Blonde
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?A: She blew it both times.
Přečíst celý »Two Blondes Face a Parking Dilemma
Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles.One blonde says “We need to find a faster way to get home.”The next day, …
Přečíst celý »Two blondes are shopping at the mall…
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and …
Přečíst celý »Top Blonde Speed
Q: Why is a blonde’s top speed 68 mph?A: Because at 69 she blows a rod.
Přečíst celý »Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage
Want to hear two blonde jokes? Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.
Přečíst celý »Three Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.” The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here …
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