Q: How many blonde jokes are there?A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Přečíst celý »No Knock Knocks for Blondes
Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: They always leave to go answer the door.
Přečíst celý »Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds
Q: What’s the difference between nerdy co-eds and blonde co-eds?A: Nerdy co-eds blow the curve. blondes blow the professor.
Přečíst celý »Natural Blonde
Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? A: Artifical intelligence.
Přečíst celý »Microwave Cookery
Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!
Přečíst celý »Mail-In Blonde
Blonde: “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a cell phone?”Blonde: “They’re too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car.”Psychiatrist: “And do you receive any letters?”Blonde: “No, but I …
Přečíst celý »Lunch is back
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they’re coming home or going to work.
Přečíst celý »Life Saver
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming “lifesaver! lifesaver!” The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks “cherry or grape?”
Přečíst celý »Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.” The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, “Come to Me.” So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her …
Přečíst celý »Laptop
What’s the difference between a blonde and Windows 95? The blonde operates on more laptops!
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