Knock knock Who’s there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock knock Who’s there? Oops I did it again!
Přečíst celý »It’s Like Voltron
What’s blonde and has an IQ of 160? A foursome!
Přečíst celý »Iron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor and told him, “The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron.”
Přečíst celý »Iranians
Why are Iranians so smart? Because none of them are blonde.
Přečíst celý »Inconvenient Flowers
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”The blonde says, “Don’t …
Přečíst celý »Icy Blonde
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Přečíst celý »Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried …
Přečíst celý »I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
Přečíst celý »Hungry Blonde
Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much? A: Fat.
Přečíst celý »How do you drown a blonde?
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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