Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, “Tornado!” The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes.When they realize what has happened, …
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Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?A: Dead meat.
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How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?A: A visitor.
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A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway, and he started chasing after the speeder. When he got close, he saw that it was a woman who was knitting while driving. The cop yelled, “Pull over!” She shouted back, “No, it’s a sweater!”
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know.The brunette’s word is “quizzical.”The redhead’s word is “sardonic.”The blonde’s word is “d**k.”
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Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
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A blonde get’s in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, “Ma’am…you’re sitting in the backseat…”
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13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster.
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