Blonde jokes

A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He wanted a tan without a tan line, so he went up on his roof and stripped. He fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn everywhere, even on his d**k. He puts lotion on it, wraps …

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend. The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.

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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ”Nein! Nein!” so two guys walk away.

Four blondes drive to a bar in their old pickup truck. Three sit in the cab, and one sits in the bed of the truck. The three blondes go into the bar and order a round of shots. Almost an hour later, the fourth blonde finally joins them. “Where have …

Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: “Must be an earthquake.”

Q: Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? A: They don’t want to pay the flat tax.

Q: What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

The following sign was posted at a fast-food restaurant owned by two blondes: Parking for drive-through customers only!

How does a blonde spell “farm?” E-I-E-I-O!!