Q: What is the definition of eternity? A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.
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Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide.
Přečíst celý »Don’t Step Out of the Car
A blonde is driving her new sports car and cuts out in front of a semi, almost causing it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he …
Přečíst celý »Dead Blonde in Closet
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide-and-seek champion of 1996.
Přečíst celý »Crossing the Lake
Two people are on opposite sides of a lake. One yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other shouts back.
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Blind Blonde
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Přečíst celý »Confusing Blonde
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She comes out and says she did.
Přečíst celý »Christmas Blondes
Q: What do you call three blondes at Christmas? A: Ho, ho, ho!
Přečíst celý »Castaway Gals
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away. She swims out 10 miles, but she gets tired and drowns. The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to …
Přečíst celý »Bus Stop Confusion
Two blondes wait at a bus stop.A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?”The bus driver says, “No, I’m sorry.”The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about me?”
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