Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Přečíst celý »Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train, and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on, …
Přečíst celý »Brunette vs. Garbage
Q: What is the difference between a brunette and garbage? A: At least the garbage gets taken out once a week.
Přečíst celý »Brunette Meets Genie
A brunette is walking through the country when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.” The woman says, “OK. Give …
Přečíst celý »Brain Fart
Q: How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? A: Her ears flap.
Přečíst celý »Blondes with Sweet’N Low
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet’N Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
Přečíst celý »Blondes Wear Their Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Přečíst celý »Blondes Sending Faxes
Q: How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? A: There’s a stamp on it.
Přečíst celý »Blondes on a Rope
There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. The rope began slipping and breaking. The brunette said, ”Girls, I’m going to let go of the rope since it can’t hold all of us. Your lives are more important to me.” She made a big …
Přečíst celý »Blondes Making Kool-Aid
Q: Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? A: They can’t fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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