Q: Why do blondes need “TGIF” written on their shoes? A: To remind them that Toes Go In First.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Salary
Q: What did the blonde fill in for “Salary Expected” on a job application? A: Yes.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Pregnancy Tests
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding and asks her for her license. “You cops should get it together,” she said. “One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it to you.”
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Helicopter Lesson
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you’re doing.”At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well.Right before she got to 3,000 feet, the propeller …
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Finals
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down …
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Favorite Group
Q: What is a blonde’s favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Favorite Blonde Joke
Q: What’s brown and black and blue all over? A: A brunette who has been telling too many blonde jokes.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Connection Down
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.“That’s OK,” says the blonde. “Why don’t you check it and forward me what I got?”
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Computer Freeze
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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