Blonde jokes

A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.Completely shocked, he shouts, “Hello, Hello, Hello!”The blonde whines, “What? No hello for me?”

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and …

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought a car door.” The other girls said, “Why did you …

One day three women went camping – a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke …

Q: Why did three blondes jump off a building? A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Everywhere I touch it hurts.” He asks “What do you mean?” So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said “Ouch!” Then she touched her chest and said, “Ouch!” Then her shoulder, “Ouch!” The doctor looks at her …

Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said ”Wet Floor.”

6. Both are made out of plastic. 5. Both are full of hot air. 4. Both are frequently passed from man to man. 3. Both have been known to score. 2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television. 1. Women aren’t especially fond of them.

Q: What’s dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down