A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde asked, “Are you going to set it on fire?”
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Blonde: “Doc, you’ve gotta help me. I keep hearing voices.”Doc: “When are you hearing these voices?”Blonde: “When I’m on the telephone.”
Přečíst celý »Blonde Headlights
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Half-Wit
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Hair
Q: Why did the blonde run out of shampoo so fast? A: She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
Přečíst celý »Blonde Grenadier
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Gets a Job
Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club? A: She told them she was good at handling members.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Email
Q: How do you know when a blonde’s been sending email? A: There are envelopes in the disk drive.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, “I’m sorry, sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me, and I can’t seem to get …
Přečíst celý »Blonde Driver
Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? A: Her blinker was on.
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