Blonde jokes

A blonde sees a flier on a bulletin board that reads, “Cruise — Only $5.” She goes to the address on the flier and hands the receptionist $5. The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious. The blonde …

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: She crawled across the street when the sign said, ”DON’T WALK.”

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her a blonde joke.

A blonde says to her doctor, “Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts.” The doctor says, “Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup.”

Q: What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? A: Dead.

A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor. “I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and …

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding? A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride’s train.

Q: How do blondes’ brain cells die? A: Alone.

Q: How do you make a blonde’s brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.

Q: How does a blonde kill a bird? A: She throws it off a cliff.