Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on.
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Q: Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel? A: She was trying to blow her horn.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: “Would that be a missionary position?”
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A blonde who really needed a job saw an ad in the newspaper for an opening job at an Elmo factory. She applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn’t want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything …
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to …
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Q: What is every blonde’s ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college? “Would you like fries with that?”
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Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Přečíst celý »Blonde & Pizza
A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, “Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces.”
Přečíst celý »Blonde & Missed Bus
She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.
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